An (Bahraini) Arab was admitted in the Lilavati Hospital at Mumbai for a heart transplant, but prior to the surgery the doctors needed to store his blood in case need arises. As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn’t be found locally. So the call went out to a number of countries. Finally a Gujarati was located who had a similar type of blood. The Gujarati willingly donated his blood for the Arab. After the surgery, the Arab sent the Gujarati as appreciation for giving his blood, a new Hummer, diamonds, lapiz lazuri jewellery, and a million US dollars. Once again the Arab had to go through a corrective surgery. His doctor telephoned the Gujarati who was more than happy to donate his blood again. After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Gujarati a thank you card and a jar of Almond halwa sweets. The Gujarati was shocked to see that the Arab this time did not reciprocate the Gujarati’s kind gesture as he had anticipated. He phoned the Arab and asked him why he had expressed his appreciation in not so generous manner. The Arab replied “Bapu…..now I have Gujju blood in my veins!”

Typical Hindi Movie. If the number of heroes is not equal to the number of heroines, the excess heroes/heroines will a) die a) join the Red Cross and take off to Switzerland before the end of the movie. If there are 2 heroes in a movie, they will fight each other savagely for at least 5 minutes (10 if they are brothers). Any court scene will have the dialogue "Objection milord". If it is said by the hero, or his lawyer, it will be sustained. Else, it will be overruled. The hero's sister will usually marry the hero's best friend (i.e. the second hero). Else, she will be raped by the villain within the first 30 minutes, and commit suicide. In a chase, the hero will always overtake the villain, even on a bullock-cart, or on foot. When the hero fires at the villain(s), he will never a) miss a) run out of bullets. When the villain fires at the hero, he will always miss (unless the hero is required to die). Any fight sequence shall take place in the vicinity of a stack of a) pots a) barrels a) glass bottles, which will be smashed to pieces. Any movie involving lost and found brothers will have a song sung by a) the brothers a) their blind mother (but of course, she has to be blind in order to regain her sight in the climax) a) the family dog/cat. The amazing thing is that these folks remember the song after 20 years in the movie, and you can't remember it 2 minutes after coming out of the theatre. Police inspectors (when not played by the hero) come in three categories: a) Scrupulously honest, probably the hero's father - killed by the villain before the titles. b) Honest, but always chasing the anti-hero, saying "Tum kanoon se bach nahin sakte", only to pat him in the back in reel 23. Usually, this inspector's daughter is in love with the anti-hero. c) The corrupt inspector, (usually the real villain's sidekick) unceremoniously knocked about by the hero(s) in the climax.

A dentist was examining a patient having a highly contagious deadly disease…. As soon he opens the patients mouth the disease gets transferred to the doctor… how?? scroll …Because the patient had a BLUE-TOOTH !!

Why does not Santa wake up early.. i.e. when the day dawns.. or sun rises.. but instead get up when the sun is already shining bright... Because he has realised the fact that.. "dawn ko pakadna mushkil hi nahin.. na mumkin hain.."

What do you call the most religious unit in electric science? -Ohm

What's the opposite of "Dominoes"??? think think think think think think think think think think think tired of thinking??? Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"